Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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