I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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