She announced her abortion via fbk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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