After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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