Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Randomize
