I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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