What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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