your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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