i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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