What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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