first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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