Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It's just like the Real World with babies
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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