I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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