Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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