i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just found a bag of teeth...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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