Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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