My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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