i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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