Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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