after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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