I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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