Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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