Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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