physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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