All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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