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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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