return my video game
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
me + whiskey = a bad person
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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