Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
