Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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