so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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