Where is the hickey?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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