I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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