so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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