you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
