She's JV to your varsity
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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