I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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