Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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