Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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