And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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