The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I want her autograph on my taint
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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