your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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