the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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