Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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