Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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