Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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