Non-Jews are for practice
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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