we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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