when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Ketchup is God's man juice
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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