This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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