Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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