Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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