oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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