let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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