The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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