Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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