porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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